Dan Aykroyd
Beldar
Jane Curtin
Prymatt
Michael McKean
Gorman Seedling, INS Deputy Commissioner
Laraine Newman
Laarta
Jason Alexander
Larry Farber
Lisa Jane Persky
Lisa Farber
Chris Farley
Ronnie the Mechanic
David Spade
Eli Turnbull, INS Agent
Sinbad
Otto
Phil Hartman
Marlax
Jan Hooks
Gladys Johnson, Driving Student
Dave Thomas
Highmaster
Michelle Burke
Connie Conehead
Robert Knott
Air Traffic Controller
Jonathan Penner
Captain Air Traffic
Whip Hubley
F-16 Pilot
Howard Napper
Ang Pilot
Michael Richards
Motel Clerk
Eddie Griffin
Customer
Adam Sandler
Carmine
Grant Martell
Hispanic Man #1
Art Bonilla
Hispanic Man #2
Rosa Maria Briz
Hispanic Woman
Joey Lauren Adams
Christina
Parker Posey
Stephanie
Kevin Nealon
Senator
Julia Sweeney
Principal
Ellen DeGeneres
Coach
Walter Robles
Fire Marshal
James Keane
Harv
Todd Susman
Ron
Danielle Aykroyd
3 Year Old Connie
Nicolette Harnish
10 Year Old Connie
Sam Freed
Master of Ceremonies
Tom Davis
Supplicant
Garrett Morris
Captain Orecruiser
Cooper Layne
Engineer
Sarah Anne Levy
Hygenist
Drew Carey
Taxi Passenger
Shishir Kurup
Khoudri
Sydney Coberly
Nurse
Barry Kivel
Doctor
Terry Turner
Sketch Artist
McNally Sagal
Female Agent
Richard Comar
Agent
Peter Aykroyd
Highmaster Mentot
Nils Allen Stewart
Guard
Tim Meadows
Athletic Cone
Mitchell Bobrow
Garthok Combatant
Laurence Bilzerian
Cone Battle Commander
Topper Lilien
Cone Pilot
Tom Arnold
Golfer (uncredited)
Jon Lovitz
Dr. Rudolph (uncredited)