Bill Pullman
Lone Starr
Rick Moranis
Dark Helmet
Mel Brooks
President Skroob / Yogurt
John Candy
Barf
Daphne Zuniga
Princess Vespa
Dick Van Patten
King Roland
George Wyner
Colonel Sandurz
Michael Winslow
Radar Technician
Joan Rivers
Dot Matrix (voice)
Lorene Yarnell Jansson
Dot Matrix
John Hurt
John Hurt
Sal Viscuso
Radio Operator
Ronny Graham
Minister
Jim J. Bullock
Prince Valium
Leslie Bevis
Commanderette Zircon
Jim Jackman
Major Asshole
Mike Pniewski
Laser Gunner
Sandy Helberg
Dr. Schlotkin
Stephen Tobolowsky
Captain of the Guard
Jeff MacGregor
Snotty
Henry Kaiser
Magnetic Beam Operator
Denise Gallup
Charlene
Dian Gallup
Marlene
Gail Barle
Waitress
Dey Young
Waitress
Rhonda Shear
Woman in Diner
Robert Prescott
Sand Cruiser Driver
Jack Riley
TV Newsman
Tom Dreesen
Megamaid Guard
Rudy De Luca
Vinnie
Tony Griffin
Prison Guard
Rick Ducommun
Prison Guard
Ken Olfson
Head Usher
Bryan O'Byrne
Organist
Wayne Wilson
Trucker in Cap
Ira Miller
Short Order Cook
Earl Finn
Guard with Captain
Mitchell Bock
Video Operator
Tommy Swerdlow
Troop Leader
Tim Russ
Trooper
Ed Gale
Dink
Antonio Hoyos
Dink
Felix Silla
Dink
Arturo Gil
Dink
Tony Cox
Dink
John Kennedy Hayden
Dink
Dee Booher
Bearded Lady
Johnny Silver
Caddy
Brenda Strong
Nurse
Dom DeLuise
Pizza the Hutt (voice)
Robert Buckingham
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Corey Burton
Dink (voice) (uncredited)
Dan Cotter
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Phil Hartman
Dink (voice) (uncredited)
Conrad Hurtt
Guard (uncredited)
Rick Lazzarini
Pizza the Hutt / Ape #2 (uncredited)
Tress MacNeille
Dink (voice) (uncredited)
Jerry Maren
Dink (uncredited)
Terence Marsh
Spaceball Drum Beater (uncredited)
Steve McLean
Movie Crew Member (uncredited)
Sam L. Nickens
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
John Paragon
Dink (voice) (uncredited)
Rob Paulsen
Spaceball with Comb / Dink (voice) (uncredited)
Julie Pitkanen
Self-Destruct Voice (voice) (uncredited)
Ben Pollock
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Thomas Meehan
King Roland's Aide (uncredited)
George Sasaki
Transporter Technician (uncredited)
Dan Cotter
Wedding Guest (uncredited)