Steve Martin
Ernest Bilko
Dan Aykroyd
Colonel Hall
Phil Hartman
Major Thorn
Glenne Headly
Rita Robbins
Daryl Mitchell
Wally Holbrook
Max Casella
Dino Paparelli
Eric Edwards
Duane Doberman
Dan Ferro
Tony Morales
John Marshall Jones
Sergeant Henshaw
Brian Leckner
Sam Fender
John Ortiz
Luis Clemente
Pamela Adlon
Raquel Barbella
Mitchell Whitfield
Mickey Zimmerman
Austin Pendleton
Major Ebersole
Chris Rock
Lieutenant Oster
Cathy Silvers
Lieutenant Monday
Steve Park
Captain Moon
Debra Jo Rupp
Mrs. Hall
Richard Herd
General Tennyson
Steve Kehela
Master Sergeant Sowicki
Dale Dye
First Engineer
Charles C. Stevenson Jr.
Minister
Rance Howard
Mr. Robbins
Christopher Paul Hart
Nelson
Steph Benseman
Bartender
Sam Micco
Blackjack Dealer
Ursula Burton
Assistant Casino Manager
Carol Rosenthal
GHQ Corporal
Eidan Hanzei
Technician #1
Anthony Monroy-Marquez
Schoolboy Actor
Lauren Kate Weinger
Schoolgirl Actress
Tami-Adrian George
Janet
Travis Tritt
Travis Tritt
Reno Wilson
Radio Disc Jockey
Sally Brooks
Technician #2
Carmela Rappazzo
Telephone Operator
Dwayne Chattman
Soldier #1
Clifton Collins Jr.
Soldier #2
Andrea C. Robinson
Vegas Woman #1
Lynn Tulaine
Vegas Woman #2
Cheryl Francis Harrington
Corporal #2
Michael D. Starks
Boxing Trainer
David E. Cousin
Craps Dealer
Allan Bragg
DOD Dignitary
Frank Romano
Pit Boss
Russell Bobbitt
Valet Parker