Thomas Gottschalk
Martin
Priscilla Presley
Keelin
Shia LaBeouf
Joey
Ben Foster
Ryan
Lin Shaye
Miss Desmond
Jessica Bowman
Marlena
Howard Morris
Abercrombie
Ben Stein
Jack
Armelia McQueen
Ms. Groomers
T
Tamie Lea Logan
Josie
N
Navarone Garibaldi Garcia
Billy the Paper Boy
M
Mike Kimmel
The Nasty Lifeguard
Wendy Benson-Landes
Charlotte
J.P. Manoux
Chihuahua Owner
Allison Sie
Beagle Owner
Rick Zumwalt
Musclehead
Roger Clinton Jr.
Driver
Jason Davis
Chipper
Erik Cord
Judge
J
John Travis
Sarcastic Guy
John Gatins
Cop #1
George Christy
Judge #2
A
Andrew Burkle
Boy on Slide
C
Carrick O'Quinn
Fireman
C
Cecile Krevoy
Wedding Guest
F
Frances Buchsbaum
Grandma Guest
Cheech Marin
Einstein (voice)