Stephen Burrows
Milwaukee Steve
Traci Lords
Sam
Tim Matheson
Simon Sez Simone
Jerry Stiller
The Colonel
Amy Stiller
Cherri Contrary
Fred Willard
Steve's Manager
A
A.J. Benza
Steve's Agent
Clancy Brown
The Man
Abe Vigoda
The Frog
Kate Miller
Desiree, the Whore
D
David Vinau
McNally Sagal
Maloney
Jon Chardiet
Mr. C
Anne Meara
Casting Director
John Rosenfeld
Agent #1
Mary Scheer
Agent #2
Mike 'Boogie' Malin
Manager #1
B
Betsy Monroe
Sugaree
J
Joshua Glyn
8th Grade Dropout
S
Sheila Travis
Ria
O
Olivia Debono
Ass-Slapped Girl
Vené L. Arcoraci
Limo Girl
Mandy Levin
Bistro Waitress
Miriam Flynn
Bussler Waitress