Alicia Witt
Claire Goldstein
Harvey Fierstein
Bennett
Brooke Langton
Sabrina
Johnny Galecki
Arthur
Ivan Sergei
Eddie / Carl / Ben
Marlo Thomas
Sheila Goldstein
Elliott Gould
Bernie Goldstein
Tammy Townsend
Alice
Molly Hagan
Janine Goldstein
Estelle Harris
Aunt Velva
Pat Crawford Brown
Grandma Ida Weinberg
Zachary Kranzler
Jeremy
Joe Mazza
Barry / Bo
Sulo Williams
Manny
Sandra Bernhard
Bibi Carlson
Shannon Finn
Karen
Jacqueline Klein
Laura
Peter Quartaroli
Guacamole Alan
Christopher Douglas
Threeway Tommy
Robert M. Koch
Almost Naked Man (as Robert Koch)
Yuri Lane
Rejected Music Student #1
Mai Huynh
Rejected Music Student #2
Alan Dale
Uncle Joe
Mara Casey
Administrative Assistant
James Carraway
Mohammed
Petri Hawkins-Byrd
Fire Captain (as Petri-Hawkins Byrd)
Joshua Preven
Preppy Cute Guy #1
Tony Daly
Preppy Cute Guy #2 (as Anthony Daly)
Billy Phenix
Fred, The Cross Dresser
Susan Chesler
Alexa
Domenic Saso
Accordian Player
Kate Weiman
New York Woman