Kieran Culkin
Ralph "Ralphie" Parker
Charles Grodin
Mr. Parker (The Old Man)
Mary Steenburgen
Mrs. Parker (Mother)
Christian Culkin
Randy Parker
Al Mancini
Zudoc
Troy Evans
Gertz
Roy Brocksmith
Mr. Winchell, the Assessor
Glenn Shadix
Leopold Doppler
Dick O'Neill
Pulaski
Wayne Grace
Emil Bumpus
Tedde Moore
Miss Shields
Whit Hertford
Lug Ditka
Geoffrey Wigdor
Flick
David Zahorsky
Schwartz
Darwyn Swalve
Big Dickie Bumpus
Marilyn Pitzer
Ma Bumpus
Ida Lee
Grandma Bumpus
John Voldstad
Ace Bumpus
Frank Collison
Floyd Bumpus
Robert Dickman
Clovis Bumpus
William Preston
Grandpa Bumpus
Scott Thomson
Delbert Bumpus
Anne Sayre
Cassie Bumpus
Antonia Rey
Gypsy Woman
Chris Owen
Scut Farcus
T.J. McInturff
Grover Dill
Annie Kitral
Mrs. Kissel
Jack Ong
Mr. Won Lung
Jean Shepherd
Narrator / Ralph as an Adult (voice)
Cindi Verbelun
Orpheum Theatre Attendee