Johnathon Schaech
Teddy
Rod Taylor
Daddy-O
Susie Porter
Angie
Dee Smart
Krystal
Richard Moir
Reggie
Maggie Kirkpatrick
Ginger
Paul Mercurio
Midget
Rachel Griffiths
Sylvia
Barry Humphries
Blind Wally
Tina Louise
Bella
Mark Wilson
Duffy
Stan Yarramunua
Young Lionel
Bob Oxenbould
Moose
Janice Oxenbould
Big Pat
Daniel Rigney
Small Kenny
David Hoey
Dirty Dean
Sarah Osmo
Laverne
Con Demetriou
Darren
Chelsea Brown
Maude
Adryn White
Herbie
Felix Williamson
Jerome
Kevin Copeland
Plato
Shane Paxton
Sonny
Bindi Paxton
Cher
Alan Finney
Barman
Pat Gibbs
Auntie Di
Bella Cooper
Leigh Ann
Cale Morgan
Damien
Baden Jones
Leon
Breanna Sonsie
Tina
Ding
Projectionist
Kurt Murray
Woop Wooper
Patrick Gooch
Woop Wooper
Arthur Dunne
Woop Wooper
Rory Laidlaw
Woop Wooper
Rosalie Breen
Woop Wooper
Julie Dunn
Woop Wooper
Rosalie Nethercott
Woop Wooper
Cecily Palmer
Woop Wooper
Sue Hunt
Woop Wooper
Bob Oakley
Woop Wooper
Aden Oakley
Woop Wooper
Rowan Churches
Woop Wooper
Rouslan Churches
Woop Wooper
Amber Rose Poduti
Woop Wooper
Jessica Poduti
Woop Wooper
Ricki Poduti
Woop Wooper
Tara Croucher
Woop Wooper
Christopher Hunt
Woop Wooper
Bonnie Hunt
Woop Wooper
Gavin Wakefield
Woop Wooper
Chris Wakefield
Woop Wooper
Chad Wakefield
Woop Wooper
Aaron Godfrey
Woop Wooper
Lecki Taylor Smith
Woop Wooper
Chookie
Self
Julie Andrews
Maria von Trapp (archive footage) (uncredited)
Stephan Elliott
Truck Driver (uncredited)
Peggy Wood
Mother Superior (archive footage) (uncredited)