Divine
Divine / Babs Johnson
David Lochary
Raymond Marble
Mary Vivian Pearce
Cotton
Mink Stole
Connie Marble
Danny Mills
Crackers
Edith Massey
Edie
Channing Wilroy
Channing
Cookie Mueller
Cookie
Paul Swift
The Egg Man
Susan Walsh
Suzie
Linda Olgeirson
Linda
Pat Moran
Patty Hitler (Party Guest in Nazi Uniform)
Jack Walsh
John Vader
Bob Skidmore
Delivery Boy
Pat Lefaiver
Etta
Jackie Sidel
Merle
Julie Munshauer
Party Guest
Steve Yeager
Nat Curzan from "The Tattler"
Nancy Crystal
Sandy Sandstone
George Figgs
Bongo Player
John Oden
Goldstein
George Stoll
Party Guest
David Gluck
The Singing Asshole
Elizabeth Coffey
Chick with a Dick
Margie Donnelly
Snake Charmer
Margie Skidmore
Brunette in Park
Berenica Cipcus
Blonde in Park
Iris Burman
Deli Customer / Party Guest
Randy Burman
Man at Deli with Hot Dog Pack / Party Guest
Don Blumberg
Drummer
Vincent Peranio
Accordian Player
Bob Adams
Uniformed Police Officer
Mark Lazarus
Plainclothes Officer
David Lehman
Plainclothes Officer
Catriona Maloney
Alice
Richard Keller
Cab Driver
Charlie Swope
Uniformed Police Officer
Barry Golome
Party Guest
Ed Peranio
Party Guest
Elia Katz
Army Guy
Steve Waters
Jogger
Billy Davis
Party Guest (deleted scenes)
Howard Gruber
Party Guest Sniffing Popper
Van Smith
Guest at Party in Drag
Chuck Yeaton
Party Guest
Laurie Birnbaum
Party Guest
Lenny Taylor
Party Guest
Trick Grantham
Party Guest
Mark Isherwood
Party Guest
Randy Damm
Party Guest
Alan Reese
Party Guest
Alberta Reese
Party Guest
Cowboy Foulke
Party Guest
David Sanders
Party Guest
Brigette Grey
Party Guest
John Herndon
Party Guest
Ellis Clark
Party Guest
Joe Wilepski
Party Guest
Jimmy Hutzler
Party Guest
Paul Landis
Party Guest
Lawrence Irvine
Trial Videographer
Marina Melin
Alice (uncredited)
Max Mueller
Noodles (uncredited)
John Waters
Mr. J (narration) (uncredited)