Vic Reeves
Jim
Bob Mortimer
Bob
Simon Day
Slow PC (as Tommy Cockles)
B
Brendan O'Sullivan
Slow Burglar
W
Wilfred Harrison
Jim's Father
R
Russell Dennett
Electric Russell
Paul Whitehouse
Spencer Pedal
Phil Oakey
Specialist Meat Seller
D
David Boyce
Alien leader
Richard Ashton
Tall Alien
C
Colin Burgess
Short Alien
I
Ina Clough
Seepage Seller
H
Harry Betty
Boiled Onion Seller
L
Louise Yates
Receptionist
John Thomson
Policeman 1
M
Mike Wattan
Policeman 2
Kate Layden
Queen Alien