Raúl Juliá
Stu Quiñones
Griffin O'Neal
Danny Masters
Desi Arnaz
Mayor Leon Quiñones
Teri Garr
Arlene
Joan Hackett
Aunt Sibyl
Gabriel Dell
Uncle Burke
John P. Ryan
Vernon
E. G. Daily
Sandra
M. Emmet Walsh
Fritz
Jackie Coogan
Magic Shop Owner
Hal Williams
Cop at Mayor's Office
H
Helen Page Camp
Neighbor
David Clennon
Newspaper Editor
Harry Caesar
Sax Player
Huntz Hall
Turnkey
Harry Anderson
Harry Masters
G
George Brengel
Water Commissioner
Carlin Glynn
Treasurer's Secretary
Isabel Cooley
Secretary at Newspaper Office
Tom Signorelli
Mailbox Cop
G
George Cantero
Jail Trustee
H
Harry Cohn
Jailmate
J
James Howard
Cop at Bridal Shop
R
R. Wayne Kruse
Reporter
Margaret Ladd
Reporter
T
Tom Mahoney
M.C.
Garry Marshall
Drummer
Doug McGrath
Photographer
S
Susi Sherman
Woman at Club
Richard Bradford
Sam (uncredited)