Valerie Edmond
Sarah
Gerard Butler
Sam
Valerie Gogan
Charlotte
James Cosmo
Frank
D
Danny Nussbaum
Jude
C
Carl Proctor
Barry
D
Dilys Miller
Mary
R
Ron Guthrie
Robin
M
Michael Murray
Market stall holder
L
Lori Manningham
Michelangelo - Frank's dog
Hugh Wilson
Frank's false teeth
Robin Galloway
Shirley(voice) (as Robyn Calloway)
O
Oscar Fullane
Chef (as Oscar Fullone)
S
Simon Tickner
Chef
J
Julian Jensen
Opera singer
K
Kim Hicks
Opera lover on stage
T
Tim Francis
Opera lover on stage
Nigel Pegram
Opera buff
A
Andrew Townsley
Doctor Frith (as Andrew Townley)
C
Colette King
Nurse King (as Collette King)
M
Molly Maher
Young Sarah