Gerard Horan
Ned Watkins
Tim Plester
Eddie the Slaughterman
Trevor Peacock
Mr Martin
B
Brenda Cowling
Mrs Martin
Darren Boyd
PC 'Dusty' Springfield
Emma Pierson
Jenny West
Chris Langham
Jack
Alexei Sayle
Newspaper Editor
John Sessions
Rival Newspaper Editor
D
Dermot Murnaghan
Himself
Rafe Spall
Crustie
Kevin Whately
Wolf
N
Natasha Day
Sundance (voice)
James Dodd
Butch (voice)
Brian Blessed
Wild Boar (voice)
Frances Barber
Miss Piggy (voice)
D
Daniel Hewson
Wild Pig (voice)