Donna Pieroni
Seretta
Mary Manofsky
LouAnne
D
Daisy Kershaw
Alexis
C
Chris Fickley
Principal Grossfetig
R
Rudy Hornish
Crusty Janitor
J
John Comerford
Lunch Monitor
S
Susan Baronoff
The Poetry Teacher
E
Eve Bui
Crock Pot Club President
R
Ryne Benckhart
Jock Meatloaf Thrower
M
Madison Willow
Cheerleader
Johnny Depp
Self (uncredited)