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Kevin McDonald
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Dom DeLuise
The Oddfather
Fabiana Udenio
Don Na
Lou Ferrigno
Bugsy
Paul Greenberg
Frito Calzone
Carol Arthur
Mama Calzone
Barbara Crampton
Goldy
Bob Hoge
Sunny Calzone
Irwin Keyes
Tracy Dick
Eileen Kenney
Agent Hoover
Bobbie Brown
Sonny's Babe
Carlos Alazraqui
Tony "Flock You" Montana
Perry Stephens
Father O'Connell
Jerry Lambert
Professor
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Freedie Green
Dom Irrera
Self
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Bank Clerk
Jay Lacopo
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Debra Christofferson
Writer
Lisa London
Busty Secretary
Terry Ray
Waiter
John LaMotta
Maitre D'
Rich Willis
Director
Don Pardo
Self
Joey Buttafuoco
Self
Craig Barnett
Mr. President
Henry Carbo
Vinnie the Tailor
David Teitelbaum
Skinny Guy
Javier Del Llano
Don Juan De Marco
Tom Westbrook
Don E. Brasco
Don Key
Jack Ass
Pat Crawford Brown
Toenail Lady
David DeLuise
Gaffer
Alicia Hoge
Phone Sex Lady
Greg Webb
Transvestite Dancer
Blas Lorenzo
Wise Guy on T.V.
Keith Coogan
Clumsy Student
Gina Angela Ritchie
Sue
Deren Abram
Billy Bob
Cameron Hoge
Baby