John Albasiny
Alan Duckworth
Abigail Cruttenden
Ann Lawton
M
Maurice Dee
Geoffrey Whitaker
Alison Steadman
Miss Land
M
Mark Brailsford
Abbo
C
Christopher Karallis
Shaz
Frances Ruffelle
Eunice
Robert Urquhart
Headmaster
Garry Cooper
Tommy
Richenda Carey
Botany Teacher
N
Nicola Prince
Maureen
Maurice O'Connell
Gym Teacher
Tim Seely
French Teacher
P
Peter Dean
Policeman
D
Dave Atkins
Fish Shop Owner
J
John Arlott
Himself (voice)
Maureen Lipman
Alan's Mother (voice) (uncredited)
Eric Richard
Road Worker
Arthur Whybrow
Road Worker
D
Dominic Holland
Schoolboy