Don Rickles
George Wilson
George Kennedy
Mr. Johnson
Justin Cooper
Dennis Mitchell
Betty White
Martha Wilson
Brian Doyle-Murray
Professor
Carrot Top
Sylvester
Dwier Brown
Henry Mitchell
Heidi Swedberg
Alice Mitchell
K
Keith Reece
Gunther
Jacqueline Steiger
Margaret
D
Danny Turner
Joey
Alexa PenaVega
Gina
D
Danny Breen
Fireman #1
B
Brooke Candy
Girl at Diving Board
T
Tom Forrest
Driver
Brian Habicht
Guy at Dart Booth
D
Darrell Harris
Fireman #2
Angelo Tiffe
Ticket Taker
John Zarchen
Paramedic
Louis Perez
(uncredited)
George Wendt
Policeman (uncredited)