Max Beesley
Wullie Smith
Isla Blair
Sheila Bailey
James Cosmo
Billy Bailey
Richard E. Grant
Gorgeous Gus
Laura Fraser
Rosemary Bailey
Ian Holm
Big Tam
David Hayman
Scrapper
Tom Sizemore
Buffalo
Neil Morrissey
Piss Off
David O'Hara
Mechanic
Iain Robertson
Danny Van Boy
Michael Nardone
Dingus
Bill Paterson
Tommy
Gary Lewis
Dead Eye
Ron Donachie
Happy Feet
Pierce Brosnan
John MacGhee
Samantha Fox
Patsy Kennedy
Sally Howitt
Carol McGhee
Jonathan Watson
Charlie
A
Andy Gray
Arrow
P
Paul Doonan
Lefty
M
Mark O'Hare
Righty
G
Gary McCormack
Growler
H
Hope Ross
Anna Smith
Russell Barr
Nancy No Pants
C
Chris Symes
English Harry
E
Edward McQuillan
Pasty Face
Alan Shearer
Himself