Jim Varney
Ernest P. Worrell
Cylk Cozart
Barry
Aaron Joseph
Quincy
A
A.J. Bond
Little Ernest
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Archangel
Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
T.J.
L
Lester Barrie
Willie
Colin Lawrence
Tommy T.
Richard Leacock
Walter
Jay Brazeau
Mr. Moloch
Douglas Newell
Head Guard
H
Henry O. Watson
Mr. Ellis
Brenda Crichlow
Jackie
Lossen Chambers
Dr. Love
Charles Payne
Opponent 1
Stevie Vallance
Erma
Stuart Davidson
Kid
Chris Turner
Bobby
Myles Ferguson
Johnny
Nathaniel DeVeaux
Ref
David Jacox
Bicyclist
B
Babe Dolan
Old Lady
J
Jim Dunn
Spaghetti Man
V
Vanessa Paris
Spaghetti Woman
Bill Lawrence
Krader Stuntman
George Josef
Chef
Brent Woolsey
Crystal Man
Gerry Nairn
Announcer
Charles Andre
Medic
Brian Arnold
ESPN Correspondent
Rick Pearce
Doorman