Pia Zadora
Dee Dee
Craig Sheffer
Frankie
Ruth Gordon
The Sheriff
Tom Nolan
Absid (ABCD)
Michael Berryman
Chainsaw
Alison La Placa
Diane
Gregory Bond
Jaklem (JKLM)
Craig Quiter
Nopquir (NOPQR)
Patrick Byrnes
Stovitz (STUVWXYZ)
Marc Jackson
Aeiou
Jeffrey Casey
F-Gee
Jimmy Haddox
Duke
Marshall Rohner
Dino
Jeffrey Cranford
Clyde
Troy Mack
Mouth
Peter Stelzer
Deputy Sheriff
Wallace Merck
Breather
Spyder Mittleman
Spyder
G. Kelly Moore
Bruce
Pete Munro
Psychiatrist
Herschel Rice
Custodian
Ralph Pace
Sport Salesman
Madonna Christian
Doreen
Rudy Goldschmidt
Jay Jay
Kenneth Livingston Taylor
Zapped Male
Dennon Rawles
Dancer
Michael Rooney
Dancer
Richard Sullivant
Dancer
Jac McAnelly
Principal
Mert Hatfield
Malt Shop Owner
Tip Ramsey
Customer
Brad Sergi
Eddie
Johnny Watson Jr.
Smoker
Mike Ketchel
Smoker #2
Peter Cullen
1359 (voice)
M.G. Kelly
Radio DJ
Jermaine Jackson
Rain