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Ishmael Pivnik
Susan Tyrrell
Bunny
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Polly
A
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Dr. Rexford Foreskinian
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Zachary Berger
Prof. Edsel Essor
Bernard Behrens
Major Clive McGonad
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John Meyer
Lt. Lionel Peckerwood
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Bill Capizzi
George
Tony Plana
Officer Ignatz
Melanie MacQueen
Mrs. Peckerwood
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Spontaneous McKnight
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Tony Lorea
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Gregg Berger
Radio Announcer
Paul Frees
Trailer Announcer
Mark Holton
Guy
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Patrick Whyte
The Boss