Adam Sandler
Chuck Levine
Kevin James
Larry Valentine
Jessica Biel
Alex McDonough
Dan Aykroyd
Captain Tucker
Ving Rhames
Duncan
Steve Buscemi
Clinton Fitzer
Nicholas Turturro
Renaldo Pinera
Allen Covert
Steve
Rachel Dratch
Benefits Supervisor
Richard Chamberlain
Councilman Banks
Nick Swardson
Kevin McDonough
Blake Clark
Crazy Homeless Man
Mary Pat Gleason
Teresa
Matt Winston
Glen Aldrich
Lance Bass
Band Leader
Dave Matthews
Salesman
Dan Patrick
NY Cop
Rob Corddry
Jim the Protestor
Robert Smigel
Mailman
Richard Kline
Mr. Auerbach
Gary Valentine
Karl Eisendorf
Jonathan Loughran
David Nootzie
Peter Dante
Tony Paroni
J.D. Donaruma
J.D.
Michael Buscemi
Higgy
Cole Morgen
Eric Valentine
Shelby Adamowsky
Tori Valentine
Brad Grunberg
Bernie
John Farley
Criminal (voice)
Becky O'Donohue
Darla
Jessie O'Donohue
Donna
Chandra West
Doctor Honey
Jackie Sandler
Teacher
Judy Sandler
Brooklyn Woman
Sandy Wernick
Jail Guard
Kevin Grady
Bailiff
Dennis Dugan
Cab Driver
Kathleen Doyle
Bernie's Mother
Tila Tequila
Hooters Girl
Candace Kita
Hooters Girl
Jina Song
Hooters Girl
Jamie Chung
Hooters Girl
Lena Yada
Hooters Girl
Tyler McKinney
African-American Boy
Delaney Keefe
Pig-Tailed Girl
Mark Higgins
Fireman
David Connare
Fireman
Tom Silardi
Fireman
Billy Concha
Fireman
Darryl Adone
Fireman
Chris Atwell
Fireman
Kevin Nolan
Fireman
Robert Harvey
Fireman
Adam Herschman
Mr. Pickle's Employee
Michael Westphal
Gay Party Goer
Tracy Bennett
Gay Party Goer
Larry Newman
Officer Newman
Marc Vann
Protestor
Bud Mathis
Protestor
Chuck Church
Protestor
Michael P. Catanzarite
Doorman
Jennifer Kushner
Lesbian
Lauren Lamonsoff
Cute Girl in Crowd
James Emory Jr.
County Clerk
Larry Bullock
Calendar Guy
Tim Wiles
Gay Friend
Augie Johnson
Wedding Singer
Reagie Clark
Wedding Singer
Milton Ellis
Wedding Singer
Ted Perlman
Wedding Singer
Steve Dress
Wedding Musician
Taylor Graves
Wedding Musician
Rob Schneider
Asian Minister (uncredited)
David Spade
Transvestite Groupie (uncredited)