Jim Varney
Ernest P. Worrell
Ron James
Abner (as Ron K. James)
Tom Butler
Dr. Glencliff
Linda Kash
Nan
Frank C. Turner
Van Driver
Lillian Carlson
Receptionist
Alf Humphreys
Surgeon (as Alf Humphries)
Mitchell Kosterman
Thug 1 (as Mitch Kosterman)
Alan Robertson
Head Man
Dave 'Squatch' Ward
Construction Worker 1
D
Duke Ernsberger
Frank
J
Jeffrey Pillars
Joe
Denalda Williams
Van Driver's Wife
Alex Diakun
Librarian
Dee Jay Jackson
Construction Worker 2
Charles Siegel
Chancellor
George Josef
Thug 2
Tony Morelli
Thug 3
Russell Roberts
Suits Commander
J. B. Bivens
Security Sergeant
Ernie Jackson
Truck Driver