Virginia Madsen
Wanda Lovell
Lindsey Haun
Holly Lovell
Barbara Mamabolo
Angela
John Ralston
Jason Sloan
N
Nick Roth
Grant
Joanne Boland
Zoe Moscatel
Karl Pruner
Professor
Jayne Eastwood
Dee
Jackie Rosenbaum
Ditz / Portia
Nick Mancuso
Ditz's Father
Aaron Ashmore
Tyler
W
William Colgate
Clayton
Hollis McLaren
Professor Roe
Eric Weinthal
Professor McAlester
J
Joey Niceforo
Nelson
Mike Lobel
Ditz's Date
Elizabeth Saunders
Bursar (as Elizabeth Brown)
E
Emidio Michetti
Mechanic
K
Kat Lanteigne
Pregnant Waitress
C
Chris Armstrong
Beatboxer Guy (as Christopher Armstrong)
A
Alexa Gilmour
Ditz's Step-Mother
J
Jessica Dawson
Dancer #1
K
Kiera Sangster
Dancer #2
J
Jason Sermonia
Dancer #3
C
Chris Andrew Robinson
Dancer #4