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Om Puri
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John Henshaw
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Omar Sharif
Victor
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Victor's Wife
Simon Pegg
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Insinuating Wife
Peter Armitage
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Emma Gilmour
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James Smith
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Stern Woman
Iain Mitchell
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Mills
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Buster Reeves
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Amy Shaw
Old Lady
Brian Nickels
2nd Hardman
Jake Abraham
Seedy Man
Kate Deakin
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David J. Nicholls
Bill
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Japanese Businessman
Eiji Kusuhara
Japanese Businessman
Francesca Hall
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Iain McKee
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Nayef Rashed
Victor in Disguise
Victoria Gould
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June Broughton
Old Lady
Natasha Alexander
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Hazel Douglas
Old Lady in Art Gallery
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Terence Mann
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Jo-Anne Knowles
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Kevin Malloy
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Alan Clarke
Lycra Crusty
Donna Henry
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Elaine Barnett
Sales Assistant
Geoff Oldham
Mayor
Ty Glaser
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