Mel Smith
Rocco Melonchek
Bob Nelson
Jacques
John Turturro
Roland T. Flakfizer
Teri Copley
Tina
George De La Pena
Roberto Volare
John Savident
Edmund Lazlo
Spike Alexander
Alan Grant
Juliana Donald
Lisa Le Baron (as Juli Donald)
Nancy Marchand
Lillian Oglethorpe
Eddie Griffin
Messenger
Katherine LaNasa
Dancer #1
Franklin Cover
Doctor
Thomas Mikal Ford
Cop
Matthew Sussman
Cop
Billy Beck
Janitor
Sam Krachmalnick
Conductor
Max Alexander
Stage Manager
Irene Olga López
Pedestrian
Warren Thomas
Paramedic
Dick Monday
Rob
Katherine Heard
Laura
Michael Ciotti
Kid
Gary Grossman
Father
Anita Dangler
Usherette
Charlotte Zucker
Woman with Program
John C. Anders
Security Guard Amundson
Dick Corman
Theatre Janitor
Marion Dugan
Good Morning Usher
Jim Smith
Stage Hand
Ricky Lee La Pietre
Stage Hand
Louisa Abernathy
Nurse
Corki Grazer
Nurse
Kathleen Doyle
Nurse
Richardson Morse
Jailor
Jason Ross-Azikiwe
Precinct Cop
Charles Dugan
N.Y. Stage Manager
Mark Pitta
Singing Lobster Gram
Barbara Schillaci
Stuffy Patron
Michael Dansicker
N.Y. Conductor
Eric Poppick
Chauffeur
Jessica Biscardi
Ballet Dancer (uncredited)
Jim Rhine
Movie Patron (uncredited)