Vince Offer
Batman / Fetus Salesman / JJ Cool / Flirty Harry / Vincenzo Butafungu
Gena Lee Nolin
Marilyn
Rebekah Chaney
Supermodel #2 / Pregnant Girl / Lesbian #3 / Co-host of Bag Lady Pageant
Michael Clarke Duncan
Gay Virgin
Lightfield Lewis
Virgin Hunter / White Juror #2
Joey Buttafuoco
Sonny
Slash
Miss America Bag Lady Pageant Host
Ant
Gay Man
Dyrk Ashton
Krishna #3
Mike Boito
White Juror #1
Bobby Lee
Chinese Man
Mongo Brownlee
Black Juror #1
Michael Wheels Parise
Godmother / Psychologist
Dante
Sushi Mama (voice)
Barbara Snellenburg
Supermodel #1 / Virgin / Beautiful Girl / Boobwatch Girl #4
Gloria Sperling
Old Lady
Sam Costello
Security Guard / Mailman / Bystander #1
Chris Watson
Rhymer
Karen Black
Mother
Brian Van Holt
Lifeguard
Jeff Jaeger
Transvestite / Bathroom Gunman
Peachy Keene
Lesbian #1
Melanie Pullen
Lesbian #2
Morgan Alvet
KKK
Zoska Myock
Patient
George Smity
Old Man
Tony Vera
Bad Guy / O. Jay
Paolo Scandarisi
Arnold Swollenpecker
Sam MacTaggert
Spanky Shvatsa
Joe Shapiro
Man-Goo Man / Tutu Girl #1 / Bystander #2
Ella Mae Davis
Black Juror #2
Angelyne
Self
Gill Montie
Harley Rider #1
Rod Skaggs
Harley Rider #2
Jerry Shandrew
Marilyn Escort
Douglas Wiltse
Street Walker
Marian Green
Female Police Officer
Renee Wilson
Lucy
William Cassidy
Young Bat-Man
Alan Cassidy
Young Rhymer
Carlos Peralta
Gang Member #1
Larry Edwards
Gang Member #2
Edgar Peralta
Gang Member #3
Mark Folger
Krishna #1
Mark Goodrich
Krishna #2
Tanya Monasmith
Boobwatch Girl #1
Sonja Parker
Boobwatch Girl #2
Kevin Nieliwocki
Beach Dude
Jason Houck
Nature Boy
Cindy Loebe
Star Fucker #1
Dana Claudet
Star Fucker #2
Michael Robbin
Godmother Guard
Stephani Alvarez
Little Girl
Annet Boxheimer
Vertical Smile
Johanna Chavez
Loraina Bobcut
Juanita Smith
Bag Lady #1
Marilyn Noriega
Bag Lady #2
Dusty Doe
Bag Lady #3
David Rotter
Bag Lady #4
Jay Johnson
Al
Luis Renos
Al's Waiter
Joycelyne Lew
Sushi Mama
Anthony Ramos
Tutu Girl #2
Cathy Jones
Rachel
John Lizzi
Rob Shapoor
Bernard Harrison
Cock Ring
Larry Anderson
Lifeguard (voice)