Victor Wong
Grandpa Mori
Mathew Botuchis
Rocky
Hulk Hogan
Dave Dragon
Loni Anderson
Medusa
Jim Varney
Lothar Zogg
Michael O'Laskey II
Colt
James Paul Roeske II
TumTum
Alan McRae
Sam
Margarita Franco
Jessica
Chelsey Earlywine
Amanda
Lindsay Felton
Jennifer
Syntrell Ryder
Veronica
Joseph Ackler
Doyle
Brian Anglin
Eric
Kirk Baily
Carl
Brendan O'Brien
Zed
Dwayne Carrington
C.J.
Pat Mahoney
Harry Jacobson
Dan Shadwell
Klaus
James Gale
King
Dawn Merrick
Beverley
Lawrence E. Galleoos
Gomez
Patrick Adamson
'B' Ninja Leader
Roy Yerbey
Control Room Ninja
Denis Berkfeldt
Smithers
Holly Johnson
Blonde Woman
Rick Wiles
Harry's Butler
Jim Dirker
Helicopter Pilot
Charles Hudson
Mr. Hartman
Robert Himber
FBI Tech Andrews
Carl L. Williams
Detective Young
Jacqueline Woods
Susan Blenkenship
Craig Shugart
Dave Dragon Stunt Double
Emily Roeske
Little Girl
Michael Vecqueray
Young boy
Aimee J. Nelson
Master Blaster Ride Attendant
Craig Price
Shoot and Squirt Attendant
Ed Anderson
Lost and Found Attendant
Mary Jasionowski
Park Entrance Attendant
Jeff Krebs
Softball Attendant
Greg Backstrom
Teen #1
Kenneth Hogue
Loop Kid #1
J. Bryan Morse
New Yorker
Andrea Zondler
Computer (voice)
Anthony Fiorino
Lars
Duke Jackson
Stunt Cowboy #1
Henry Pawlak
Stunt Cowboy #2
Kim Richard Draves
Stunt Cowboy #3
Julian Brewster
(uncredited)
Ryan Gardner Smith
Medusa's Thug (uncredited)
Mark Swanson
Little Willy (uncredited)
Travis McKenna
Buelow
Phil Jordan
Lost man (uncredited)