Corin Nemec
Tom
David Faustino
Ben
Jason Mewes
Quebert
Jason Marsden
Wendell
Lacey Chabert
Cindy
Edward Furlong
Tye
C
Cecily Gambrell
Julie
Michael DeLorenzo
Rocko
Andy Dick
Patrick
Danny Trejo
Shady
Edward Bunker
Big Joe
Robert Rodriguez
Mr. Lewis
Dallas Page
Sleezy Guy
G
Gina DeVettori
Carly
Ted Raimi
Special Agent Brown
C
Colby Kane
Special Agent Houston
Jennifer Finnigan
Morgan
Maurice Chasse
Agent
Sammy Montero
Waiter
Michael Rivkin
Ryan
Rachael Bella
Lindsey
Kincaid Walker
Flight Attendant
Maeve Quinlan
Sarah
R
Rebecca Thomas
Teenage Fan
J
Johnny Barajas
Kid #2
Emily Freeman
Billie
G
Gavin Grissom
Arnie
C
Camille Rousseau
Bartender
F
Fallon Taylor
Bobbie
D
Debbie Trejo
Casting Director
B
Binky van Bilderbeek
Schwarzenegger / Connery (voice)
G
Gilbert Trejo
Kid #1
K
Kimberly Kramer
News Anchor