Kathy Ireland
Wanda Saknussemm
William R. Moses
Guten 'Gus' Edway
Don Michael Paul
Robbie
Thom Mathews
Charmin'
Simon Poland
Consul Triton Crassus / The Mailman
Linda Kerridge
Roeyis Freki / Auntie Pearl
Deep Roy
Mambino
Jeff Celentano
Tola (as Jeff Weston)
R
Richard Haines
Prof. Arnold Saknussemm
C
Christian Andrews
Brick Bardo
L
Lynda Marshall
Fat Lady
Greg Latter
Security Officer
D
Denis Smith
Anchorman
Janie du Plessis
General Rykov / Shank / Claims Officer