David Johansen
Officer Gunther Toody
John C. McGinley
Officer Francis Muldoon
Fran Drescher
Velma Velour
Nipsey Russell
Police Captain Dave Anderson
Rosie O'Donnell
Lucille Toody
Daniel Baldwin
Don Motti
Jeremy Piven
Herbert Hortz
Bobby C. Collins
Carlo
Louis Di Bianco
Nicco
Al Lewis
Leo Schnauzer
Barbara Hamilton
Mrs. Muldoon
Eliza Roberts
Boys in Blue Director
Rik Colitti
Sgt. Abrams
Penn Jillette
Luther
Teller
Luther
Tone Loc
Hackman
Coati Mundi
Mambo Singer
Ellen-Ray Hennessy
Arlene
Sally Cahill
Brandy
Jackie Richardson
Madam
Arlene Duncan
Officer Kagan
Peter Keleghan
DA #1
Conrad Coates
DA #2
Terry Howson
Henchman #1
Eli Gabay
Henchman #2
Joanna Bacalso
Beautiful Young Woman
Elena Kudaba
Mrs. Pirogi
Von Flores
Mr. Kim
Faye Wayne
Spitting Lady
Floyd Flex
Rap Fellow
Devon Martin
Rap Fellow
Mojo Nixon
Sidewalk Preacher
Jack Anthony
Proprietor at Shooting Gallery
Jackie Harris Greenberg
Woman In Slip
Steven Gallo
Kid in Chorus
Marc Marut
Kid In Chorus
Bradley Machry
Kid in Chorus
Danny Savovic
Kid in Chorus
Richard Smith
Dancer
Joey Ramone
Joey Ramone (uncredited)
Johnny Ramone
Johnny Ramone (uncredited)
Marky Ramone
Marky Ramone (uncredited)
Dee Dee Ramone
Dee Dee Ramone (uncredited)