Neil Tennant
Self
Chris Lowe
Self
Barbara Windsor
Seaside Landlady/Neil's mother
Joss Ackland
Priest/Murderer
Neil Dickson
Pilot/Car Salesman/Coachman
Gareth Hunt
Uncle Dredge/Postcard Seller/Ventriloquist
Dominique Barnes
Girl at the Beach/Girl Hitchhiker/Girl on the Bicycle
Carmen du Sautoy
Cafe Waitress
Stephanie Buttle
Dancer
Heavon Grant
Dancer
Natalie Roles
Dancer
Chris Tudor
Dancer
Tom Searle
Dancer
Clair Becker
Dancer
Nicholas Haley
Schoolboy
Jonathan Haley
Schoolboy
Lisa Hendry
Dancer
Emma Hendry
Dancer
Lyndsey Cole
Dancer
Christopher Hall
Dancer
Lisa Jones
Dancer
Michelle Nelson
Dancer
Voyd
Dancer
Klondyke Kate
Mud Wrestler
Mitzi Mueller
Mud Wrestler
Chris Chering
Skinhead
Symond Lawes
Skinhead
Gavin Watson
Skinhead
Paul Sexton
Skinhead
S.J. Versey
Cast Member
Wyn McLeod
Cast Member
Audrey Kirby
Cast Member
Kevin Duffield
Cast Member
Lillian Coyle
Cast Member
Christopher Coyle
Cast Member
Christopher Gabriel
Cast Member
Terry Fisher
Cast Member
Tabby
Cast Member
The Beach Bikers
Biker Gang
The X Posse
Street Corner Rappers
Michael Bayliss
Puppeteer
Peter Salem
Violinist