Joe Franklin
Himself
William Friedman
Steve
Scott Gordon
Jeff
Paul Venier
Blade
Nancy Sirianni
Roxanne
Jackie Martling
Himself
Laurie Karz
Crystal
Ashley Segal
Lenny
George Pezzutto
Zeke
Natalie Ferrier
Vicki
Scott Corizzi
Mike / Swimmer Ghoul
Lorna Courtney
Mary
Mary Huner
Miss Owen
Pamela Kramer
Mrs. Slugowski
Richard Bright
Principal Kaplan (as Eddie Gambino)
John Douglas
Thug #1
Stefonie Stollerman
Thug #2
Carl Burrows
Coach Hart (as Ed Burrows)
Paul Cassidy
Craven
Jack H. Phelan
Heidinger
Ivan Sergei
O'Rawe (as Keith McKenna)
Vancho Tolomanosi
Player #4
Derrick
Player #5
Anthony Scavone
Men's Swim Coach
Linda Conklin
Women's Swim Coach
Michael Sullivan Irwin
Janitor
John Paul Fedele
Scully the Evil Brother
Brian Hart
Cop #1
Pete Jacelone
Cop #2
Bob Bowden
Swimmer Ghoul
Vesna Tolomonoka
Swimmer Ghoul
Barbie Graces
Swimmer Ghoul
Robin Maynard
Swimmer Ghoul
J.R. Bookwalter
Generic Student #113
Ivy Alexenburg
Generic Student #69
Scott Tuminelli
Coke Machine Ghoul