Kelly Galindo
Chairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc.
C
Christina Walker
Vice President, Vampire Affairs
Rod Sweitzer
Colonel Oliver West
F
Francis Creighton
Rev. Tim Fakker
M
Marcus Frishman
Congressman Terry Upstart
M
Mimi Spivak
Vampire in Charge of Federal Budget
G
Gretchen House
Pammy Faye Fakker
A
Anet Anatelle
Wannabe Cher
Y
Yvette Buchanan
Rocket Scientist
Becky LeBeau
Census Taker
Angelyne
Barbara Bush Impersonator
Titus Moede
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Jeannie Pepper
Brain Surgeon