Ashton Kutcher
Tom Stansfield
Tara Reid
Lisa Taylor
Terence Stamp
Jack Taylor
Jeffrey Tambor
Ken
Molly Shannon
Audrey Bennett
Andy Richter
Red Taylor
Jon Abrahams
Paul
Michael Madsen
T.J.
Carmen Electra
Tina
David Koechner
Speed
Kenan Thompson
Hans
Patrick Cranshaw
Old Man
B
Betty Linde
Coffee Customer
M
Mark Aisbett
Commuter
Tyler Labine
Spike
R
Ryan Zwick
Delivery Boy
Angela Little
Sheryl
Ron Selmour
Darryl
Charlotte Zucker
Gertrude
Jim Byrnes
George
Ever Carradine
Julie
Dan Joffre
Smith
Tim Henry
Jones
Link Baker
Paramedic
Carmen Aguirre
Executive #1
Mark McConchie
Executive #2
Susan Breslau
Executive #3
T
Tongo Ma
Thai Bus Driver
Henry Mah
Thai Bus Passenger
Dave Foley
Henderson (uncredited)
Marcy Goldberg
Blind Woman (uncredited)