Daniel H. Jenkins
Oliver Cromwell 'O.C.' Ogilvie
Neill Barry
Mark Stiggs
Jane Curtin
Elinore Schwab
Paul Dooley
Randall Schwab
Jon Cryer
Randall Schwab Jr.
Ray Walston
Grandpa 'Gramps' Ogilvie
Cynthia Nixon
Michelle
Dennis Hopper
Sponson
Alan Autry
Goon
Martin Mull
Pat Coletti
Melvin Van Peebles
Wino Bob
Tina Louise
Florence Beaugereaux
Greg Wrangler
Jefferson Washington
Bob Uecker
Himself
V
Victor Ho
Frankie Tang
Tiffany Helm
Charlotte
Nina van Pallandt
Clare Dejavue
Caroline Aaron
Janine
Danny Darst
Schwab Commercial Singer
Robert Fortier
Wino Jim
C
Carla Borelli
Stella Stiggs
Louis Nye
Garth Sloan
D
Dan Ziskie
Rusty Calloway
King Sunny Ade
Himself
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Thomas Hal Phillips
Hal Phillip Walker