John Candy
Danny Muldoon
Maureen O'Hara
Rose Muldoon
Ally Sheedy
Theresa Luna
Kevin Dunn
Patrick Muldoon
Milo O'Shea
Doyle
Bert Remsen
Spats
Anthony Quinn
Nick Acropolis
Jim Belushi
Salvatore Buonarte (as James Belushi)
Joe Greco
Johnny Luna
Marvin J. McIntyre
Father Strapovic
Macaulay Culkin
Billy Maldoon
Kieran Culkin
Patrick Muldoon Jr.
Allen Hamilton
O'Neal
Teri McEvoy
Susan Muldoon
Bernie Landis
Larry
Les Podewell
Jack
John Davis Chandler
Duane Earl Tyrone
Martin Fisher
Chess Player
Timothy O'Meara
Cop
James 'Ike' Eichling
Cop
James Deuter
Waiter
John M. Watson Sr.
Leo
Dick Sollenberger
Suit Salesman
Doyle Devereux
Tuxedo Salesman
Clarke Devereux
Tuxedo Salesman / News Vendor
Michael W. Nash
Crazed Prisoner
Porscha Radcliffe
Halloween Bum
Brittany Radcliffe
Halloween Witch
Marlon A. Morris
Cop Friend
Jesse J. Donnelly
Policeman
Sandra Macat
Stewardess
Rick LeFevour
Hoodlum
Mahlon Sharp
Tommy Bones