Peter Sellers
Sir Guy Grand KG, KC, CBE
Ringo Starr
Youngman Grand, Esq.
Isabel Jeans
Dame Agnes Grand
Caroline Blakiston
Hon. Esther Grand
Wilfrid Hyde-White
Captain Reginald K. Klaus
Spike Milligan
Traffic Warden
John Cleese
Director in Sotheby's
Richard Attenborough
Oxford Coach
John Le Mesurier
Sir John
Raquel Welch
Priestess of the Whip
Roman Polanski
Solitary Drinker
Leonard Frey
Laurence Faggot
Laurence Harvey
Hamlet
Christopher Lee
Ship's Vampire
Clive Dunn
Sommelier
Patrick Holt
Duke in Sotheby's
Hattie Jacques
Ginger Horton
Jeremy Lloyd
Lord Hampton
Ferdy Mayne
Edouard
Dennis Price
Winthrop
Graham Stark
Waiter
Yul Brynner
Transvestite Cabaret Singer
Graham Chapman
Oxford Crew
James Laurenson
Oxford Crew
Frank Thornton
Police Inspector
David Hutcheson
Lord Barry
Michael Aspel
Himself
Alan Whicker
Himself
Edward Sinclair
Park Attendant
Paula Wright
Auction Patron (uncredited)
Esme Smythe
Theatregoer (uncredited)