Warren Beatty
Porter Stoddard
Diane Keaton
Ellie Stoddard
Goldie Hawn
Mona Morris
Garry Shandling
Griffin Morris
Andie MacDowell
Eugenie Clayborne
Jenna Elfman
Auburn
Nastassja Kinski
Alex
Charlton Heston
Mr. Clayborne
Marian Seldes
Eugenie's Mother
Josh Hartnett
Tom Stoddard
Tricia Vessey
Alice
Vincent Lascoumes
Waiter
William Hootkins
Barney
Terri Hoyos
Yolanda
Marc Casabani
Omar
Del Zamora
Alejandro
Katharine Towne
Holly
Tony Abatemarco
McKlellen
Eve Crawford
Margaret
Faith Geer
Mrs. Hadley
Stephen Fischer
Tour Guide
Ken Kensei
Translator
Masayasu Nakanishi
Japanese Guest
Akira Takayama
Japanese Guest #2
Stephen Singer
Male Party Guest
Lois Robbins
Female Party Guest
Morag Dickson
Griffin's Redhead
Carlos K. McAfee
Golf Caddy
David Lindstedt
Party Guest
Ian McNeice
Peter Principal
Buck Henry
Suttler
Lisa Ekdahl
Self
Johnny Brown
Chauffeur
Mark Matheisen
Juke Joint Guy
Harry Boykoff
Henry the Butler
Azura Skye
Spider
Chris Tuttle
Quasimodo
Christopher Kubasik
Dinnerware Man
Holland Taylor
Mistress of Ceremonies
Scott Adsit
Cab Driver
Angelo Tiffe
Man at Table
Tom Billett
Guard #1
Michael Bailey Smith
Guard #2
Bonnie Ellen Miller
Lady on Stairs
Catherine James
stand-in: Ms. Keaton