Lenny Henry
Josephus the Genie
Alan Cumming
Bernard Bottle
Rowan Atkinson
Charles Pinkworth
John Gabriel
Wizard
Kevin Allen
Kevin
Denis Lill
Frank Kepple
Angela Clarke
Carrie
Janet Henfrey
Miss Purse
M
Marcia Ashton
Miss Temple
Trevor Laird
PC Parker
Gary Whelan
Officer
Bob Geldof
Himself
Melvyn Bragg
Himself
Trevor McDonald
Newscaster
Gary Lineker
Himself
Andrée Bernard
Judy
David Forman
Leonardo
V
Vincent Hanna
Reporter
S
Sally Geoghegan
Waitress