Johnny Depp
Charlie Mortdecai
Gwyneth Paltrow
Johanna Mortdecai
Ewan McGregor
Inspector Alistair Martland
Paul Bettany
Jock Strapp
Jonny Pasvolsky
Emil Strago
Olivia Munn
Georgina Krampf
Jeff Goldblum
Milton Krampf
Michael Culkin
Sir Graham Archer
Ulrich Thomsen
Romanov
Alec Utgoff
Dmitri
Guy Burnet
Maurice
Paul Whitehouse
Spinoza
Norma Atallah
Bronwen
Nicholas Farrell
Auctioneer
Karl Theobald
Gardener
Michael Byrne
The Duke
James Joyce
Duke's Footman
Emily Lawrence
Woman in Jock's Apartment
Carly Steel
Krampf's Third Wife
Jenna Russell
Detective
Austin Lyon
Hotel Clerk
Ricky Champ
Sergei
Chris Bearne
Farmer
Georgie Carter
Farmer's Daughter
Benny Maslov
Romanov's Aide
Colette O'Neil
The Duchess
Evie Brodie
Mum on Plane
Michael Aguiló
Revolutionary
Michael Shelford
Sedgewicks Worker
Junix Inocian
Fang Fat
Rob de Groot
Vladimir
Camilla Beeput
Receptionist
Andrew Spiers
Sedgwick's Worker - Lights
Paul Westwood
Sedgwick's Footman
John O'Brien
Butler
Jerry T. Adams
Butler #2
J.J. Holiday
Band Member (Guitar)
Joe Sublett
Band Member (Sax)
Debra Dobkin
Band Member (Percussion / Congas)
Darrell Leonard
Band Member (Trumpet)
Bruce Witkin
Band Member (DBL Bass)
Michael Murphy
Band Member (Keyboard)
John Rubano
Band Member (Keyboard)
Scott Sheldon
Party Guest
Geoff Pilkington
Sick Guest
Kumiko Nagano
Sick Guest
David Cheung
Right Hand Man
Leon Sua
Thug
Jamie Bernadette
Bikini Babe (uncredited)