Danny DeVito
Vic De Salvo
Rhea Perlman
Francine Kester
Gerrit Graham
Parker Braithwaite
Bernadette Birkett
Mrs. Sweeney
Barry Corbin
Colonel
Louis Giambalvo
Goody DeSalvo
Ronny Graham
Cap'n Andy
Huntz Hall
Benny Bentson
Basil Hoffman
Frank Friedlander
Kevin McCarthy
Wes Vandergelder
John Megna
Al
Michael Richards
Sal
Ron Rifkin
TV Director
Joe Santos
Tony
Vincent Schiavelli
Skip
Fred Scialla
Richie DeSalvo
Frank Sivero
Bruno
Mark L. Taylor
Ken
George Wendt
Mr. Sweeney
Steve Allen
Steve Allen
Jayne Meadows
Jayne Meadows
Randi Brooks
Teresa
Cisse Cameron
Wendy
Gela Nash
Tamara
Candi Brough
Bambi
Randi Brough
Stacy
Army Archerd
Army Archerd
Gail Barle
Hamilton's Girl
Allyce Beasley
Paisan Receptionist
Peter Brocco
Vic's Tailor
Jacqueline Cassell
MBC Secretary
Robert Costanzo
Nunzo
Selma Diamond
Francine's Mother
Michael Ensign
Le Boeuf Maitre D'
Stephanie Fisher
Mercedes Blonde
Michael Gallup
Opera Singer
Stan Haze
Levar
Jason Hervey
Todd Sweeney
Damon Hines
Woodrow T. Brown
Jerry Hoffman
Mr. Foley
Kenneth Kimmins
Network Spokesman
Bruce Kimmel
WACked Out Recruit
Katie La Bourdette
Le Boeuf Woman
Jeffrey Lampert
MBC Guard
Paul Larson
Julie
James Le Gros
Car Attendant
Russ Marin
Sid
Randall Miller
Car Attendant
Joey DePinto
Teamster Sailor
Susan Peretz
Network Receptionist
Bob Perlow
Warm-Up Comic
Hal Riddle
Dean
Jerry Seinfeld
Network Rep
Harvey Miller
Network Rep #2
J.T. Solomon
Mrs. Johnson
Charlie Stavola
Cop #1
J. Alan Thomas
Cop #2
Louis Welch
Steve
Lisle Wilson
Mr. Johnson
Lee Ving
The Dawn Patrol Actor
Lorenzo Buhne
The Dawn Patrol Actor
Spit Stix
The Dawn Patrol Actor
Nora Gaye
HOT BODS Actor
Louise Dorsey
HOT BODS Actor
Victoria Cooke
HOT BODS Actor
Alan Alda
Alan Alda (uncredited)