John Leyton
Gerry Pullman
Michael Sarne
Tim Gilpin
Peter Birrell
Chef
Roy Crewdson
Chef
Bernie Dwyer
Chef
Freddie Garrity
Chef
Derek Quinn
Chef
Ron Moody
Professor Leonardo Bastinado
Liz Fraser
Miss Slightly
Grazina Frame
Christina Barrington de Witt
Susan Baker
Susan Baker
Jennifer Baker
Jennifer Baker
Keith Alcock
Self
John Conrad
Self
Nicholas Crouch
Self
Terence O'Toole
Self
Stuart Slater
Self
Nicholas Parsons
Julian Goddard
Michael Ripper
Ernest "George" Pullman
Hazel Hughes
Mrs. Barrington de Witt
Richard O'Sullivan
Jimmy Dainty
Tony Daines
Mike
Peter Gilmore
Kenneth
Charles Lloyd Pack
Mr. Close
Patrick Newell
Mr Hoskins
Gaby Vargas
Anne
Nicola Riley
Little Girl
Marion Grimaldi
Vision Mixer
Coral Morphew
Serena
The Leroys
Themselves
Regina Weston
Dancer
Janie Kells
Dancer
Hazel Merry
Dancer
Patti Burgess
Dancer
Judith Paris
Dancer
Louanne Richards
Dancer
Johnny Greenland
Dancer
David Boswell
Dancer
Ray Davis
Dancer
David Hepburn
Dancer
Jan Colet
Dancer
Oliver Symons
Dancer
John Frost
Dancer
George Lane Cooper
Annoyed Man (uncredited)
Nicky Henson
Tailor's Shop Customer (uncredited)
Danny La Rue
Man (uncredited)