Joe Mantegna
Joey Franelli
Martin Sheen
Jeff Snyder
Joanna Pacula
Brenda Franelli
Rod Steiger
The President
Joe Piscopo
Mr. Wareman
R
Ryan Thomas Johnson
The Slug
J
Joshua Schaefer
Mickey Boyle
Michael Bower
Frank Pescoe
Kate Mulgrew
Mrs. Pescoe
Wanda De Jesus
Leslie Moore
Michael Talbott
Scumbag
Ben Livingston
Willie
Don Pugsley
Thug
K
Kelly Morgan
Norman
J
John Snee
Benny
Rebecca Budig
Patty Conrad
Robert Alan Beuth
Agent Bob
P
Peter Vogt
Ed Birney
Jenna Leigh Green
Girl (as a different name)