Jason Cottle
Russ
C
Casey Curran
Club Kid
Cara Buono
Dannie
H
Hunter Stroud
Teen Russ
R
Rob Hamm
Jake
Scott Patrick Green
Mike (as Scott Green)
Tori Spelling
Susan
Dennis Kleinsmith
Reverend Marsh
J
Joe Shapiro
Barnes
K
Keifer Grimm
Teen Mike
A
Amy Main
Julia
Greg Michaels
Sheriff
S
Sabrina Prada
Soccer Mom
B
Barbara Lindsay
Evelyn Marsh
C
Cary Moon
Pacifica Newscaster (voice)
G
Grant Cogswell
Man in Sunglasses / NPR Newscaster (voice)