Brian O'Halloran
Will Carlson / Flappy / Vulgar
Bryan Johnson
Syd Gilbert
Jerry Lewkowitz
Ed Fanelli
Ethan Suplee
Frankie Fanelli
Matthew Maher
Gino Fanelli
Debra Karr
Mother
Kevin Smith
Martan Ingram
Scott Mosier
Scotty
Jason Mewes
Tuott the Basehead
Walt Flanagan
Caddy
Diana Devlin
Sultry Audience Member
Don Gentile
Sleepy Bum
Thomas W. Leidner
Large Bum
David Gilbert
Delinquent #1
Erik Johnson
Delinquent #2
Scott Schiaffo
Travis Lee
Darin Johnson
Boy #1
Brian Hartsgrove
Boy #1
Aaron Hakeem
Cop #1
Jamie Schutz
Cop #2
Brian Hartsgrove
Boy #2
Susanna Jolly
Jill
Ceton Tate
Ashley
Gertrude Johnson
Old Lady
Paris Petrick
Nurse Ratchet
Jay Petrick
Wilma Carlson
Michael DeNigris
Sam Mosier
Robert Hawk
Old Man
Michael G. Tierney
Skinny Bum
Jill Robertson
Shongo
Kiven Wiedmyer
Irate Motorist
Brian Quinn
Traffic Cop
Melissa Rayworth
Kelly Fanelli
Deanna Rowe
Jenny Fanelli
Tobias Carroll
Toby
David Klein
Cinnamon
Edgar Johnson
Diaper Boy
Bob Farley
Barron
Joe Mullins
Joe-Joe
John Sobestanovich
Beggar
Jeff Anderson
Surly Duck (voice) (uncredited)
Tim Miller
Gillian