Jim Carrey
Mark Kendall
Lauren Hutton
Countess
Karen Kopins
Robin Pierce
Cleavon Little
Sebastian
Thomas Ballatore
Jamie
Stuart Charno
Cabin Boy Vampire
Skip Lackey
Russ
Jeb Stuart Adams
World War I Ace Vampire
Joseph Brutsman
Confederate Vampire
Dominick Brascia
Young Man Buying Ice Cream
R
Robin Klein
Flowerchild Vampire
Peggy Pope
Mrs. Kendall
Richard Schaal
Mr. Kendall
Peter Elbling
Bookseller
Carey More
Moll Flanders Vampire
Anna Mathias
Daphne
K
Kate Zentall
Tanya
L
Laura Urstein
Darlene
Megan Mullally
Suzette
Garry Goodrow
Wino
Beans Morocco
Harry (as Dan Barrows)
Chris Tashima
Dream Sequence Extra (uncredited)