Harry Shearer
Joey Lavin
Michael McKean
Porterfield 'Porty' Pendleton
Alan Thicke
Alan Thicke
Peter Marshall
Peter Marshall
George Wendt
General Edison 'Pete' Gerberding
Fred Willard
Senator Roger Dickey
Dick Butkus
Dick Butkus
Burt Bulos
Billy the Driver
Bob Einstein
Dom Molinari
Morgan Fairchild
Courtney Vandermint
Henry Gibson
Clifford Sloane
Joyce Greenleaf
Lingerie Lady
Gilley Grey
Guard
Annabelle Gurwitch
Jennifer Gersh
John Michael Higgins
Whit Summers
Howard Hesseman
Ted Frye
Joyce Hyser
Rita D'Onofrio
Richard Israel
Ad Agency Guy
Darron Johnson
Malcolm
Justin Kirk
Damien Pritzker
Jim Lampley
Jim Lampley
Robert Mandan
Stanton Vandermint
John Marrott
Sheriff
Kenneth Mars
Gene Molinari
DeLauné Michel
Ruby
Phil Miller
Old Golfer
Ming-Na Wen
Katy Woo
John O'Hurley
Earle Hansen
Judith Owen
Nancy McMahon
Julie Payne
Lila Claypool
Kiran Rao
Yeti
David Rasche
Elliot Chevron
Thom Sharp
James Neal Taylor
Kurtwood Smith
Sec. of Transportation William Easter
Joseph Sordetto
Undie Man
Brenda Strong
Jackie Sloane Chevron
Dale E. Turner
Maurice the Driver
David Todd West
Newspaper Guy Dave
Travis Wester
Denny O'Leary
Barry Wiggins
Vic Ricker
Larry Miller
(uncredited)
Scott Aaronson
Waiter (uncredited)
David E. Baker
Can Can Dancer (uncredited)
Jeffrey Coburn
Monk (uncredited)
Michael M. Joshua
Kitchen Sweeper (uncredited)
Christian Malmin
Can Can Dancer (uncredited)
Joan Marlowe
General's Wife (uncredited)
Terry Ray
Can Can Dancer (uncredited)
Kennedy Stone
Trophy Wife (uncredited)
Marcus Vaughn
Shakespeare Man (uncredited)