Laila Rouass
Lucinda
Gary Stretch
Fred
Phil Daniels
Grouch
James Puddephatt
Phil
Alun ap Brinley
Rhodri
Geoff Bell
Tyg
Peter Bowles
The Chairman
G
Gwenllian Davies
Shopkeeper
Marcus Gilbert
Marl
J
Jonathan Holmes
Yenko
C
Caroline Hunnisett
Siobhan
J
Jon Ivay
Doey
I
Ian Ralph
Granite
N
Nick Richards
Motorway Coffee Boy
William Thomas
Welsh Farmer
David Schofield
Dart player (scenes deleted)
H
Huggy Leaver
Sulph