Madonna
Bruna
J
Jeremy Pattnosh
Dashiel
C
Charles Kurtz
Raymond Hall
K
Kate Magill
Susan Porter
T
Timmy Leight
The Landlady
M
Michael Dane
Transvestite Slave
R
Russell O. Lome
Male Slave
A
Angi Smit
Female Slave
J
Joseph Pattnosh
Father
A
Ann Pattnosh
Mother
J
John Joseph Pattnosh
Young David
C
Chuck Varesko
Narrator
K
Karl Ludwig Selig
Professor Mann
E
Ed Krakaur
Learning Center Friend
C
Charles Daguerre Alvaré
Preston Basset (as Charles Daguerre Alvare)
D
Daniel Merrit Lundquist
Basset's Friend
B
Brian D. Coleman
Snob with Glasses
P
Peg Kronnenberger
"Such a Jerk" Girl
D
Dianne O'Shey
Susan's Friend
D
David Stone
Seated Bore at Party
R
Ron Sterel
Male Listener No. 1
S
Sandy Stern
Male Listener No. 2
V
Victoria Chalk
Female Listener / Chorus Girl with Gag
M
Mohammed
First Waiter
J
Jason
Limousine Driver
H
Helga Parmutter
Waitress